Pet peeves

I was tagged to write a list of my pet peeves. Kind of silly, but here I go.

• When people stick out their tongue while they laugh
• Creepy guys that give creepy stares
• Pleather
• When a potential 5 minute phone conversation turns into an all day text messaging fest
• When people swear in attempt to make themselves look good
• Girls who wear jewelry to the gym
• Not pushing the "clear/cancel" button on the microwave when there is time left over
• The word "kiddo"
• Mysterious marshmallow (salad?) desserts
• When people say "for cute," "for serious," etc.
• Celebrities talking about politics
• Back hair
• Bathroom stalls with a mirror positioned so you can stare at yourself while on the toilet
• Muffin tops
• Earwax
• WhEn pEOpLe TyPe LiKe tHiS
• Stupid bumper stickers
• Unibrows
• When the person before you has peed on the toilet seat without wiping it off
• People who get into a 15 items or less grocery line with a fully loaded cart
• Contrived spelling for common names i.e. Kaytlynne for Kaitlyn
• Velour sweat pants
• Grocery carts with one dysfunctional wheel
• When people try to speak like Yoda

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