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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Pet peeves


I was tagged to write a list of my pet peeves. Kind of silly, but here I go.

  • When people stick out their tongue while they laugh
  • Creepy guys that give creepy stares
  • Pleather
  • When a potential 5 minute phone conversation turns into an all day text messaging fest
  • When people swear in attempt to make themselves look good
  • Not pushing the "clear/cancel" button on the microwave when there is time left over
  • Mysterious marshmallow desserts
  • Celebrities talking about politics
  • Back hair
  • Bathroom stalls with a mirror positioned so you can stare at yourself while on the toilet
  • Muffin tops
  • Earwax
  • WhEn pEOpLe TyPe LiKe tHiS
  • Unibrows
  • When the person before you has peed on the toilet seat without wiping it off
  • People who get into a 15 items or less grocery line with a fully loaded cart
  • Velour sweat pants
  • Grocery carts with one dysfunctional wheel
  • 4 HOLLAS!:

    *WhitDawg* said...

    hahahahahahaha
    Alyssa you are officially my idol.

    I can honestly say i love you so soooooooo MUCH. And i miss you so much!!



    p.s. added to your list: The misuse of you're and your.

    Jenna and Scott said...

    hahah i love it!! that is so funny! i agree with all of those as well!!

    Liah and Rod said...

    You don't like Muffin Tops?!!

    Alyssa Walker said...

    I love real muffin tops, silly! I was referring to the roll of skin that hangs over one's pants and resembles a "muffin top." This occurs when one (usually female) wears too tight of pants.