Miss Alyssa

I strongly dislike Science

2009-02-08T23:01:00.000-08:00

Can I just tell you that I hate science? Maybe it's because I never understand what the H I am supposed to be learning about. I don't think my brain has the capacity to learn complex scientific information. Why the heck do I need to know this crap anyways? Oh yeah- the whole creating worlds thing. Maybe I'll just marry someone who LOVES Chemistry and Biology and is a total genius. Then he can handle all of the complex stuff. And I can name the animals.

For all of those The Bachelor lovers-- wasn't last night a boring episode? However, I must say that it ended perfectly, when Jason gave Naomi the boot (she was so annoying and greasy). The part when Naomi's mom said that she predicts Jason was a mother in his "previous life" was hilarious. And then her dad... did he give anyone else the creeps? I am 100% hoping he picks Jillian. She is definitely the best! They never pick the right one. Never! Anyhoo, that's all.

A

W-O-W. It's 2009!

2009-01-15T01:18:00.001-08:00

Okie dokie, sooo I was tagged. And I'm supposed to make 9 New Year's Resolutions.

1. Read my scriptures 30 minutes + a day
2. MORNING prayers
3. Get all A's this semester
4. Decide on a major (which means giving up my dream of becoming a professional taste tester)
5. Lose 12 lbs. = work out lots
6. Find a J.O.B.! (FYI- seCretary and seXretary are NOT synonymous)
7. Improve my cooking skills
8. Learn a few new songs on the piano
9. Find time to read lots of good books

Also, somehow I need to make myself more marketable to NON-creepy/socially awkward/effeminate/immature guys.

I hope everyone has a wonderful year!

Seriously, people.

2008-12-28T19:33:00.000-08:00

Fact: I'm 20.
Fact: People keep asking me why I am not yet married.
Question: Why are people gettin all up in my business?
Question: Is it that surprising that a 20-year-old girl is still single? Really??
Fact: I obviously haven't found the "one" and Theory: it will possibly be a while before I do.
Fact: I haven't even declared a major. I am pretty content worrying about that for now.
Unless I am 30 (with cats) and not married, I don't think you need to worry. Thanks, though. ;)

A

My Life During Finals

2008-12-11T16:44:00.000-08:00

This week is bittersweet (finals=bitter, last week of school=sweet).

Thus far, I got a B (lame) on my final for my Education class. I'm mad about that, but whatev. I scored over 100% (I'm not sure how that happens) on my Psychology exam. It was an easy test, but it's still good news!

This morning I took my Math final. If I don't ace that exam I will be one angry woman. After the 10 painstaking hours of studiousness, I expect nothing less than a stellar grade. Last night-- this morning-- whatever... my head didn't touch the pillow until 4:51 A.M. Yep. I studied till almost 5 in the morning. Obviously I didn't realize the amount of time I would need to devote to studying for that exam. Good thing my class wasn't until 11.

I have only one more test left!!! My online class (honestly, I can't remember the name of the class... sad). It has something to do with the constitution and history and Nevada laws... something like that. A little advice for anyone reading this-- NEVER take an online class unless you have no choice. I HATE IT. I missed a few assignments because I always forget to log onto the website and check it. Also, online lectures are 900 times more boring than attending a live lecture. Just my $.02.

Moral of the story is that I should be studying for my online final right now. Instead, I am doing more important things like discovering I'm most like Bella from "Twilight" and that 7 out of every 10 men fall in love with me (impressive, I know!). It amazes me how much I learn about myself by taking online quizzes. Well, I assume I have procrastinated enough for one night. Time to hit the books. Wish me luck!

A

Happy Thanksgiving!

2008-11-20T23:47:00.000-08:00

Let me tell you-- I absolutely love this time of year. Thanksgiving is the perfect time to think about my blessings and cherish the wonderful people I have in my life. Elder Bednar's talk "Pray Always" (I loved this talk-- so inspiring!) from the most recent conference seems very fitting for Thanksgiving. He counsels us to periodically offer a prayer unto the Lord in which we solely express GRATITUDE for our blessings and ask for NOTHING. This week I am going to challenge myself to do that every night! It really shouldn't be too difficult. First on the list: I am grateful for my insomnia because it allows me to accomplish random tasks in the wee hours. Speaking of sleep, I need to hit the sack.

Well, I love you ALL and love Thanksgiving. It reminds me how blessed I am. Oh yeah, mashed potatoes aren't too bad either. :)

A

So I'm a little frustrated.

2008-10-13T17:34:00.000-07:00

Tell me this would not annoy you:

In a span of 2 weeks, you eat very healthy. You are very aware and you make conscious decisions to eat fruits and vegetables each day. Oh, and lots of water. The occasional treat consists of Golden Spoon frozen yogurt. You exercise every single day (excluding Sunday). This exercise routine consists of 30 to 45 minutes of cardio and a half hour of weights, crunches, etc. This includes sweat. Lots of sweat. (Not to mention creepy old gym men creeping the creepies out of you.) After all of this scrupulous effort, YOU GAIN ONE FREAKING POUND.

:/ A

Why do I do these things?

2008-10-05T22:17:00.000-07:00

Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? I think all of my moles are in fairly conspicuous locations.

Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? “Mr. S” - student teacher in 5^th grade. He was dreamy!

Have you ever made out in a movie theater? No. That’s a waste of money… I can do that at home.

Do you hover over the toilet in public restrooms? Yes. Unless they have seat covers. There is no way I’m putting my badonkadonk on a public toilet seat!

What is the strangest talent you have? I can sleep with my eyes open. Also, my last minute outfits could be described as both “strange” and “talented.” By the way, I think I have more strange talents than useful ones.

Have you ever been tied up? I don’t really understand this question.

Have you ever had two dates in one night? Yeah. I already had a date, but a guy I liked asked me out. So I planned on leaving the date with guy #1 early when I got “sick” and then going out with guy #2. Worked like a charm!

Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Ummm dark hair, possibly.
If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? My bath towel. But that is disgusting.

Have you ever bitten your toenails? No…? Only a very uncivilized and flexible person would do that.

Do you give second chances easily? Yep, I think so!

Are you ticklish? Very.

Have you ever changed your clothes while in the car? Yes. No, I don’t want to talk about it.

What is one thing you miss about your past? I miss the innocence of childhood. Children are so honest and pure. I miss being able to be friends with everyone. I miss my wild imagination. Seriously, I came up with some crazy stuff when I was little!

Favorite type of sock? White, ankle-high.

Would you ever have plastic surgery? If something got really screwed up. Like if I got in an accident. Otherwise, no. What’s with everyone trying to look perfect? Embrace your natural beauty, people!

What kind of impression do you give people? Heck if I know! Some people think I’m stuck-up at first. I think it’s because I can be quiet initially.

Do you think everything happens for a reason? Not necessarily. The big things in life, yes.

Name ONE trait you can't stand in a person. Lack of a sense of humor

Do you like the rain? You betcha! Especially when it’s accompanied by thunder and lightning!

What is your least favorite word? Unisex

Would you or have you ever shaven your head? I like my hair.

Do you walk around the house naked? Excuse me. That’s none of your business!

Do you hate chocolate? What kind of a question is that? I love chocolate!

Three qualities you look for in a friend: Rich, generous, complimentary.

Are you sarcastic? Never.

-A.

I Should Be Sleeping.

2008-09-29T23:59:00.000-07:00

What to do: Pick a band. Describe yourself. Answer the questions using a song title from the band you choose.

Choose a band/artist and answer only in songs titles by that band: The Beatles

Are you male or female: Woman

Describe yourself: I'm So Tired

How do people feel about you: Ain't She Sweet

Describe how you feel about yourself: Can't Buy Me Love

Describe your ex-girlfriend/ boyfriend: Help!

Describe your current girlfriend/ boyfriend: No Reply

Describe where you want to be: Across the Universe

Describe how you live: Free As a Bird

Describe how you love: Hold Me Tight

Share a few words of wisdom: Let It Be

Luvs A

5 Things

2008-08-10T20:16:00.001-07:00

Here's my little survey doodad:

5 things I was doing 5 years ago
1. Learning to drive. That was frightening
2. Probably thinking I was cooler than I really was
3. Piano teams
4. Running
5. Watching lots of Conan with Joe

5 things on my to-do list
1. Organize my room
2. Get more sleep at night and stop taking naps
3. Read those Twilight books everyone loves
4. Get a car wash...
5. Register for classes

5 snacks I like
1. Potatoes. In any form!
2. Ice Cream (duh)
3. Candy, especially chocolate kinds!
4. Strawberries
5. Chips & salsa

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire
1. Travel
2. Buy back my parents' old house
3. Save the world, obviously
4. Shopping spree baby!
5. Treat myself. Facials, nails, hair, you know.

5 bad habits
1. I lose things
2. I am incredibly indecisive
3. I usually cram before tests
4. Definitely not as economical as I should be...
5. I am a night owl!

5 quirks
1. My last minute outfits. Just ask my sistas.
2. I usually go to bed in a t-shirt, and when I wake up it's off...??
3. I make lots of strange faces.. that's what people say
4. Wowzers, I'm not gonna lie, acronyms, etc.
5. I guess I use the bathroom a lot

5 places I have lived
1. Henderson, NV
2. Provo, UT
3. Rexburg, ID
4. To be continued?
5.

I tag Steph, Tara, and Courtney K.

Updates!

2008-07-05T14:02:00.000-07:00

So here is what has been going down with me:

1. I turned the big 2-0 in May. (That means my sis Tara and I are BOTH in our 20's for a couple months!)
2. Yesterday I bought a really cute shirt at Old Navy. (On sale!)
3. I saw the movie Hancock ....... (I didn't love it).
4. Both Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk were decent movies.
5. I am most likely going to start teaching piano.
6. Summertime is great for setting goals! I have lots of new ones, i.e. saving $$ (this one has not been going so well... see #5).
7. The doc pulled out my wisdom teeth in June. Three weeks later, I still have numbness and some pain. :(
8. I still hate needles. They caused me to faint AGAIN.
9. I learned that the drug Lortab makes me act like an idiot.
10. Whitney, my roommate from BYU-I, came to Las Vegas and I got to see her. It was fun, even though I was swollen and hurting from my tooth operation. Miss ya, Whit!
11. I got to spend last weekend at the cabin. The weather was perfect. My brother Joseph and my sister-in-law Felicia came as well. Also, my cousin Cameron and his wife Julia were there. It was fun spending a few days with everyone!
12. My wonderful friend Carly and I have been hanging out lots... going on walks and what not. I love her!
13. Tara found out she's having a boy! She looks so cute with her pregnant belly.
14. My family and I went to Disneyland back in May!
15. I'm reading some good books this summer, but I could use more suggestions.
16. Next weekend I am going to Utah. I get to see my BFF Courtney!:D Plus Joe and Fel!
17. I LOVE my life and the people that make it good.

xoxo A

Pet peeves

2008-04-29T20:19:00.000-07:00

I was tagged to write a list of my pet peeves. Kind of silly, but here I go.

When people stick out their tongue while they laugh
Creepy guys that give creepy stares
Pleather
When a potential 5 minute phone conversation turns into an all day text messaging fest
When people swear in attempt to make themselves look good
Girls who wear jewelry to the gym
Not pushing the "clear/cancel" button on the microwave when there is time left over
The word "kiddo"
Mysterious marshmallow (salad?) desserts
When people say "for cute," "for serious," etc.
Celebrities talking about politics
Back hair
Bathroom stalls with a mirror positioned so you can stare at yourself while on the toilet
Muffin tops
Earwax
WhEn pEOpLe TyPe LiKe tHiS
Stupid bumper stickers
Unibrows
When the person before you has peed on the toilet seat without wiping it off
People who get into a 15 items or less grocery line with a fully loaded cart
Contrived spelling for common names i.e. Kaytlynne for Kaitlyn
Velour sweat pants
Grocery carts with one dysfunctional wheel
When people try to speak like Yoda

I ♥ General Conference!

2008-04-08T21:33:00.000-07:00

Sadly, I missed the majority of conference. I had to work Saturday. Sunday I was sick, so I was in and out of sleeping through the talks. But what I did listen to from the prophets really touched me. I can feel the Spirit so strongly when they speak. It is such a great feeling to know that they love us and are serving the Lord in our behalf. I know that Heavenly Father inspires the prophets to guide us through their words. I can feel it. Their messages are so powerful and reinforce the Savior's love for me.

The simplicity of God's plan amazes me. I know what I am required to do in order to gain eternal life. It is so important to have faith in God and accept His will. I am grateful I am not told to blindly believe in anything, rather to pray and ask for a personal knowledge of God's teachings. I am also very grateful to have had the Spirit reveal to me that what I have studied in the scriptures and learned from the prophets is true. I know that ultimately, faith and charity will lead me to eternal happiness. That knowledge is what gives me hope and compels me to repent and become closer to Jesus Christ.

♥ A

Night Owl.

2008-03-30T01:39:00.000-07:00

I have been trying to figure out this whole blog thing all night. It all started around 9 o'clock PM. I am finally getting the hang of this. One problem: now I can't go to sleep. I work better at night. It is not uncommon for me to stay up until the wee hours working on a project. I have a hard time stopping until I feel as though it is exactly how I like it. Current time: 1:48 AM. Yikes!

A